The new onlysimchas?

Touro college recently made a newspaper. It has some interesting stuff including this ad:

LOL
(so what exactly is "Egaged?")

In a different article-
"In a series of polls by the Touro newspaper, an astounding number of students were unsure whether they were part of the Men's or Women's divisions." .....Well that explains those suspicious cars lurking around Ave J past Touro on certain days of the week..... :)

Well, now that Touro is getting fancy with these extracurricular activities like their newspaper commitees, I think that they should start to take my idea seriously- A touro football team. Would be so cute no we can go cheer them on